The Ramblings of a Supernothing

I’m a super, I’m a nothing, I’m a no one, goin’ nowhere fast, But I don’t care, but I don’t care.

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Coldplay vs. Sufjan Stevens
Clocks/Chicago

minhovsstairs:

bitch-:

dressmedown:

“Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and “Clocks” by Coldplay played over each other. 

THE CHORUS.

#it sounds like an angel surfing down a rainbow on a unicorn made of happiness and cake and shit

Always reblog. Always.

(Source: straightandhigh, via thenerdchild)

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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
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Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
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Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.